Talented Live Costumed Character Acts for All Ages

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Only in Kansas will you find this one-of-a-kind talent.  This vendor specializes in quirky, off the wall customized entertainment.  If one of the acts below do not suit your liking... chances are we can come up with something that does!

This page still under construction.. lots more available from this vendor.


Admiral Broadbottom:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

Ahoy and avast, ye landlubbers!

The Admiral is looking for new crew members and he’s here to draft YOU!  Spouting more nautical nonsense than a dislexic whale, this oatfish officer will swab the deck with laughs.

 


Angelfire - Resident Bad Girl:

CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe12.jpg (21755 bytes)She’s not really so bad, she just acts that way!

Our ‘sultry’ dressed in-black-beauty will be sure to embarrass whomever you want.  A gag-drag just for that boyfriend (or girlfriend for that matter) that you want to turn the tables on.  Shock your jock, boss or soon-to-be ex:  It’s over-the-top fun for all!

 

 

 


Auntie Edna's Advice Show:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe1A.jpg (21243 bytes)Well, who asked ya?

This east coast resident from Hoboken, New Jersey arrives to dish out 
judgments on whoever is unlucky enough to get called upon.  Our sharp-tongued lass with 
no sense of class tickles your funny bone while dispensing advice you never asked for.


 

 

 


(The) Austrian Minstral:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe1C.jpg (34290 bytes)Our off-key vertuoso plays the classics… or is it slays the classics?

The Minstral loves teaching little ones the joys of music and makes great balloon instruments.  Sure to please old and young alike.

 

 

 

 


The Barbarian:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe1F.jpg (35636 bytes)You’ll take a real ‘Viking’ to this guy!

Pillaging and plundering... and that’s just on his days OFF!  Our No-goodnic Norse is a sure fire hit for the ‘Ren Faire’ crowd, and anytime a fellow with mayhem on his mind is required.  Just don’t expect clean teeth or good table manners!  After all…he’s THE BARBARIAN!

Ask about the Barbarian's WEIRD WRESTLING FEDERATION Show:
Long before 'The Rock' or 'Stone Cold' there was...the 'Barbarian'!  Well, get ready to 
RUMBAAA as the guy who started it all 'trains' audience members to be a big name wrestling star!  Fun for kids or adults, with an ending that will have the crowd choking - and we DON'T mean because of a hold around the neck!


Beggarman:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe23.jpg (43734 bytes)Oh, come on…do you really believe everyone has nice clothes and a job?

This guy is the original 'Rags - to…er, Rags' story, circa 1300 A.D., but his antics make him head and toe with anybody.  Dirty, stinky fun for all!

 

 

 

 


Big Daddy:

CORPORATE or ADULT

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Burnout:

CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe21.jpg (22421 bytes)Our favorate Flower Child Holdout.

Just don’t expect another “Dave’s not HERE man” Tommy Chong knock off.  This guy is sweet, lovable and hopelessly lost!  His ‘recollections’ of the Summer of Love are a laugh riot!  Try ‘Burnout’ for your next Love-In and don’t forget the funny-tasting brownies!

 

 

 

 


Cezesse - The Rude French Waiter:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

He comes from a 5-star restaurant in ‘Gay Paree’, so naturally he has enough ego and contempt for everyone at your table.

Saucy comments and critiques are his ammunition, but somehow it always winds up hurting him worse than you.  Stupid, silly and wayyy over the top fun.  A ‘dumb waiter’ for all dining occasions.

 


(The) Crocked Hunter:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

Don’t say “G’day!” to this mate, or he just may tackle you alligator-style.

Trouble is, this down-and-out from Down Under doesn’t seem to know a wallabee from a wallet! A parady of you-know-who, this guy doesn’t seem to know WHAT planet he’s on, Animal or otherwise!

 


Cupid The Love God:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

Hey! What happened to the cute little cherub with wings?

Well…he’s still the King of Hearts, but he HAS aged a bit! He also lived in New York and picked up a Bronze accent, a bad cigar habit and other Manhattan oddities- but he still delivers love poems, balloon flower baskets, songs and whatever else you want to impress your sweetie.  We guarantee you’ll laugh yourself silly!

 

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Dr. Dee Ranged:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe64.jpg (33831 bytes) Is there a doctor in the house? Better keep looking…Dr. Dee is!

The dimwitted doc will operate on your funnybone with wacky prognosis and even sillier ‘cures’. Take this laughter and call us in the morning.

 

 

 


Dr. Fright:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe41.jpg (18887 bytes)This guy is enough to give Freddy Kruger the chills!

The ‘Doc’ used to work in a mortuary…too bad not everyone was dead when they went in! Creep your friends out with this nasty fellow. Oh yes- he makes house calls! Too bad for YOU!

 

 

 

 

 


Easter Wabbit:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

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(Sir) El-Tune Joke Tribute Show:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

Our 'El Tune' belts out the classics from when wild costumes ruled.

Sir El-tune shows up with a white baby foam piano, a wireless ‘mike’ and a handful of classic songs from a certain artist that sounds remarkably alike!  He actually SINGS these chestnuts, not just a lip-synch job.  Lots of fun for any fan of Elton - perfect for birthday parties and office special events.

 

 

 


Evil Wizard:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

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(The) Executioner:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpeC.jpg (47352 bytes)Well now...guess who's in charge of 'Homeland Security'?  At least he
was in the 1200's!

His motto: If you are innocent, you are punished.  If you are guilty, you
are punished.  Guess he could always get a job with the I.R.S.!

Perfect for those times
when you need to 'downsize'...with a vengeance!  Also see: The Barbarian!



Fairy King The:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpeE.jpg (28292 bytes)It's not just the Tooth Fairy anymore...this guy makes your wishes come true.

Perfect for the fantasy fan and all those out there who 'Wish-upon-a-star"!

 

 

 

 


Father Christmas:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

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Father Time's Timeless Comedy Show:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe69.jpg (37974 bytes)Madcap of the Millennium is the best way to describe the antics of everyone’s favorite Old Man.

Arriving with a ‘disco’ hourglass and glitter scythe and literally spanning history with jokes and antidotes, “Pops” will keep the crowd in stiches. Perfect for Over-the-Hill Birthdays and don’t forget NEW YEAR’S!

 

 

 


Gorilla:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe2B.jpg (49306 bytes) The local Zoo didn't want this guy...seems he's bananas!

So put him to work for YOU!  A classic.  Also available with a cute little tu-tu!

 

 

 

 


Granny Stripper Show:

CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe19.jpg (23404 bytes)The music starts and… "Oh_________"!  Hey, if you don’t laugh at this one, you’re probably dead!

Not just for bachelor parties - try this one for the boss’s birthday!  Oh…and try not to step on the false teeth!

 

 

 

 

   


Harry Pitts - Private Eye:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe12.jpg (32126 bytes)When the local police are useless, get Harry on the case, and he will get your man…

... too bad the caper was committed by a dame!  This silly sleuth with a nose for trouble will unravel the case while cracking you and your guests up.  Great for Birthday parties and convention shows.

 

 

 

 


(The) Human Billboard:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT.

A throwback to the days of yesteryear, our sandwich board deliverer has a loud voice, a loud bell and…well, did we mention he’s LOUD?

Make sure you get your message across…rent the Human Billboard!  Hint: Marriage proposals are his specialty!

 


(The) Izzy Inane Schlock-and-Roll Review:

FAMILY,CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe17.jpg (18041 bytes)He's BACK!

That lovable aging Heavy Medal retard pulls out all the stops and slays the 
classics with songs such as "Used to be Wild", "I Wanna Rock and Roll all night...and spend 
the next day in Bed" and "Under the Weather".  Audience's will be dragged in to 'help' with the 
numbers, with hilarious results.  His motto: "I don't do requests... HOW MUCH? Well...O.K.!"

You can order ‘Izzy’ two ways: 60’s ‘Dead Zepplin’ style (think Robert Plant with a bad hair day…) or the ‘Lean and Mean’ back-in-black Punk Rocker.

 

 


(The) Jerky Springer Show:

CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe10.jpg (9461 bytes)Yup! Direct to your trailer court, the King of Trash T.V. will arrive to put anyone on the spot.

You provide the ‘Security’ and the dirt on the intended, and Jerky will pour it on. The 400 lb. Trailer Trash Princess “Bella Blu’ is also available to add to the mess. One thing for sure, someone will lose a mobile home!  Jerky Beads included!

 

 

 

 


(The) Jinie (from Arabian Nights):

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe2F.jpg (23459 bytes)Who knows the future better than our blue-bottled friend?

Uncork the magic as the ‘Jin’ reveals all with his crystal ball or Tarot Deck. Fascinating entertainment!

 

 

 

 

 


The King (Elvis):

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe1.jpg (75189 bytes)This is no ordinary tribute- and again, no lip synching - of course he's going to crack some jokes along the way!

The KING arrives with his rarely seen 1976 Bicentennial Jumpsuit singing all the hits we know and love.  Traditional White Jmpsuit available too.  A really terrific show.

Full Light Show and Sound System available.

 

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Melvin The Magnificent Wizard:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe38.jpg (32822 bytes)No, it’s not Gandolf. Maybe Goofoff is the better term for our bumbling, but lovable ‘Master of the Mystic Arts’.

He’s great for Tarot parties with readings that are in his words “Almost always accurate”. Also adapt at Children’s magic, balloons and story-telling.

 

 

 

 


Mr. Merryweather the Leprechaun's Limerick Show:

ADULTS Only

wpe8.jpg (29949 bytes) Ahhh...tis ' a fine day, tis it not?!?

Who better to welcome in the Green then our own luck O' 
the Irish?  It's time to hide the Bailey's and welcome in the' King of Spring'.  He's got lots of 
jokes - too bad they are all filthy!  Adult humor that will have you rolling in the clover!

 

 

 

 


(The) Nurd:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe14.jpg (32315 bytes)wpe47.jpg (20394 bytes)Is there anybody this geek hasn’t upset by now? Our zit-prone misfit arrives with buck teeth, glasses, mismatched shoes…the works. Great for any occasion, he sings (off-key), dances (usually falling over) and in general is heavy on the slapstick…when the women slap him! A great any-occasion idiot! Also available: Scientist Nurd, Star Trek Vulcan Nurd and Gag-drag Nurd.

 

 

 

 


Ol' Doc Sawbones - Snake Oil Salesman and Rainmaker Show:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe43.jpg (22765 bytes)From out of the wild, WILD West, Ol' Doc arrives with a cart full of ‘Miracle Cures’ and enough hogwash to make a seasoned politician green with envy.

He whips the crowd of onlookers into a frenzy with his 'wares' - only to escape a lynching mob by mere inches!

 

 

 

 


Old Gaucho:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe6.jpg (24668 bytes)Our South-of-the-Border cousin doesn’t speak much, but he sure is handy for the Cinco celebrations with balloons and Pinata parties!

 

 

 

 

 


Party Marti - The King of Mardi Gras:

CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe35.jpg (27141 bytes)The beads and coins are fun, but invite Marty to your next party and be sure of a colorful good time.

He will get your guests involved with lots of unique games, or just light a fire on the dance floor.  Your Fat Tuesday is sure to be a success with Marti at the Helm!

 

 

 

 


Pirate:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe1B.jpg (28477 bytes)Arrrgh, matey!

Hide the Grog... here comes that scalawag Capt. Jerk 
Peecodpiece - in search of the Blue Moon Spittoon! A party with this salty dog will make 
you want to walk the plank!

 

 

 

 


Power Dude:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe27.jpg (20078 bytes)The Japanese based power dude arrives and zaps, kicks and chops his way 
through any obstacles. 

 

 

 

 


Rapper Big B:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe21.jpg (44901 bytes)"It's A RAP!!!" - BIG B is IN THE HOUSE!

This guy is king of the crib and master of the rap lyric, sure to entertain all you peeps out there!  A Hip-hop happening that's sure to set your room spinnin'!


 

 

 


Santa/ Yule King Show:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe25.jpg (16219 bytes)The Classic Jolly Old Elf himself!

Your choice of either the Jolly Old Elf or the Norse King of Winter.  Beautiful costumes and 
special props make this a visit by Father Christmas an event all the tykes will remember!

 

 

 


Sparkles the Clown:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe1F.jpg (67142 bytes)SPARKLES the CLOWN: Yuppers!

If you need the tried and true, Sparkles will be happy to entertain and amuse - cream pies are o.k. 2!  Note: Glitter is mandatory with this guy!  Children's birthdays are an obvious specialty, but he's fun to have around for promotions 
and special events.

 

 

 


Spidey Guy:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe29.jpg (30121 bytes)SPIDEY-GUY: Everyone's favorite Web Head swings into action.

Great for the superhero inside all of us.

 

 

 

 


Sponge Dude:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

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(The) Tiki God:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT.

Tiki parties are all the rage for hot summer fun.

Our resident diety, ‘Aku-Achoo’, will have you rolling in the aisles with his “Hawaiian War Chant” - Hot Stuff!

 

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'Aku-Achoo' performs at a Birthday Party.

 

 


Unexus The Alien:

ADULTS Only

wpe2B.jpg (33652 bytes) Resistance is futile, but you may not want to when you see what THIS 
alien has up it's purple robe.

Terrorize that abductee in your family.  For Adults Only!

 

 

 


Valentine Gal:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

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STILTWALK CHARACTERS:    

Jo Jo - World's Tallest Elf:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe3A.jpg (19036 bytes)Think all elves are short and stubbly? Naw…Santa has tall orders to reach, so Jo-Jo was hired.

A great switch from the usual Yule fare. Impressive? You betcha!

Ask about: Yuletide Santa's Helper Show:  A terrific seasonal act.  Jo-jo is waiting for Santa to arrive, but has some last minute items to pack - with audience help - that somehow goes all wrong.  Silly knockabout humor!

 

 


Whatzup The Hippie:

FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe3C.jpg (62225 bytes)At over 11 ft. tall, this guy sure is a sight to be seen.

Great for promotions and parades, always entertaining.  He also plays a mean air guitar!

 

 

 

 

 


Tall Party Marti:

CORPORATE or ADULT

wpe3E.jpg (26081 bytes)The spirit of New Orleans is imbedded in our larger-than-life Mardi Gras Marti.

This guy is sure to be able to toss the beads to the crowd as he will be towering above them!

 

 

 

   

 


New Acts:

Abe Lincoln    Arab Sheik    Bee Man    Beer Can    Big Brown Dog    Buxom Ballerina    Buxom Cha Cha    Buxom Hula

Cave Man    Confederate Officer    Dracula    Gangster    Grim Reaper    Ghost    Hunchback    Judge    Keystone Cop

Marquis De Sade    Matador    Medieval Knight    Monk    Monkey    Musketeer    Ninja    Nun    Peasant    Peter Pan

Phanton    Popeye    Prisoner    Red Devil    Ringmaster    Robin Hood    Roman Centurion    Scarecrow    Security Guard

Shark    Skull Warrior    Sumo Wrestler    Tex the Cowboy    Tin Man    Uncle Sam    White Trash (can)
       


Other Acts from this Vendor:

Barbie Fairie Princess Carmen Meranda Marilyn Monroe 50's Sock-Hop Cleopatra

Belle Daisy Duke Vegas Showgirl Cheerleader Wonder Woman Material Girl


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